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Pinocchio 

1. A puppet with a very long nose and who wants to become a real boy.

2. A tank with a very long cannon (similar to the nose of Pinocchio.)
War Thunder player: "What? A stupid pinocchio killed my tank!
Pinocchio by UrbanComedy04 December 12, 2016

Pinocchio 

1. A slang term meaning oral sex.
2. A fictional puppet from the 1940 Disney movie of the same name.
1. I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight. I hope she gives me Pinocchio.

2. Ben: I'm watching Pinocchio right now.
Roger: You're watching oral sex!?
Ben: No man, you're a fag. I'm watching the Disney movie.
Pinocchio by hot-fire July 16, 2008

Pinocchio 

A sex move where you stick your dick inside a girl’s vagina and let it get hard inside her
Last night me and my girl tried doing the pinocchio
Pinocchio by James gong December 2, 2019

Pinocchio 

A being with a large, and I mean absolutely massive, nose.
Hey Joe, did you see Andrew? He’s such a Pinocchio!
Pinocchio by Cuckoo76 November 24, 2019

Pinocchio 

IT'S JUST A DISNEY MOVIE!!
friend: I dare you to type up Pinocchio on urban dictionary ;)
me: why urban dictionary? why?

pinocchio 

the act of having an erection, but denial of witnessing anything arousing.

lying about if you have a boner
travis: "i saw erica's boobs at wild rivers yesterday"

kyle: "hahaha did she know?"

travis: "she asked if i saw her boobs fall out, but i was a pinocchio about it and acted dumbfounded"
pinocchio by seekylerun July 24, 2011