Pimp Captain

A Pimp Captain is someone so bad-ass, he not only pimps the hoes, he pimps the pimps.

There are a number of ways to become a Pimp Captain. For example, if you moon walk on your knees, back-hand a pimp three times consecutively, hire your wife as your hoe then divorce her but keep her as your hoe, etc.

by Officer Jimmy December 29, 2011

captain pimp master

only one of these in the world. coolest person ever.
loved by all.

i am the captain pimp master

by Captain Pimp Master January 23, 2004