A competition among adult room tubby chatters to see who can be the biggest 'twink' or who can eat the most fattening foods.
A pillsbury twink-off ensued when emily and angelwinters showed up.
by Goonie's Revenge October 4, 2023
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To have flaked out on someone.

To have skipped out on meeting someone
Where's Jake?

Oh, he says he's not coming

Damn, we got pillsburied.
by inteus April 6, 2014
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A term used to describe a female who is really fat/obese and dresses in VERY unflattering clothing because she thinks she looks "sexy", namely ripped jeans so when she walks in public her legs look like cans of Pillsbury biscuits popped open with the dough is spilling out
1. "I looked outside the window and saw three Pillsbury Dough Girls walking by. Nothing was left to the imagination, and I am scarred for life."

2. Me: "Laquisha, don't wear those jeans."
Her: "Why the hell not?"
Me: "Your legs look like two cans of Pillsbury biscuits that were burst open and your fat is spilling out of the rips. Don't do it. Please. Spare our eyes."
Her: "You bitch"
Me: "You Pillsbury Dough Girl"
by blablaicanthearyou November 10, 2018
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The pillsbury scale is the level of attractiveness of an individual's abdomen based on how much their belly button inspires you to poke it.

The scale is mostly a phenominalogical experience and as a consequence has yet to be concretely defind.
Jerry is ranking high on the pillsbury scale today.
by Puhtooie February 18, 2019
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