Pillar Condoms

The covers that are on the concrete pillars in front of retail stores.

by UpUrsDude963 August 21, 2010

heavenly pillar

Guy 1: Yo, how was sex with Bob?
Girl 1: Great! He had a heavenly pillar
Guy 1: Lucky!

Girl 1: I know right!

by GirlieSmorly123 September 10, 2022

the three aspects of a girl by which she should be measured:
1) TITS
2) LEGS
3) ARSE

dave: what would you rate her?

ahmed : she scores very highly on all the 3 pillars of pervianity

by robbo13 December 16, 2011

When a mans penis is so hard that it can break rocks in one hit.

I will smash you all with my stone pillar.

by FireShotGamer December 15, 2017

An enemy in Pizza Tower that activates Pizza Time if you grab dash into him or run into him (mach 2-4)

Player: *runs into pillar john*
Pillar John: *Activates pizza time*
Player: *runs all the way back to the exit*

by Pendolumblade June 20, 2023

To stick out one’s male anatomical organ from the clothing articles.

Oh... So I have to eject pillar?

by MrWhomstDVe December 4, 2020

Sesh suspension and expulsion
Best used when mco comes in loud

Dude I’m not gay i just vape for the three pillars of the grange

by Peter Roberts March 3, 2018