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The Pike School is a wonderful private school located in a beautiful, rural neighborhood. It provides a quality education for the versatile student, to enrich their school experience and contribute to the community. Overall, Pike provides many services for their students, starting with a warm greeting in the morning, and the shake of a hand. To the middle of the school day, where a hot, generously offered, healthy meal is offered to the students who greatly enjoy it. And ending the day with helping the community and conversing with peers and teachers alike. It provides many clubs that will help students openly express their inner individual, artistic, unique self. Also, Pike offers a variety of sports, that focuses on hand-eye coordination and being prepared mentally and physically; that include all athletic ability. (Even if your child is socially challenged.) And the teachers, Pike prides itself on hiring well-educated, genuinely passionate teachers who love to help lead students on to the path of success; and to achieve to be well-rounded individuals. All students at Pike are very accepting of other nationalities and all build strong friendships on trust.
Pike School :)

Stranger walking by: "Oh My Word! You must be from the Pike school, young gentleman!"

Pike Alumni/Young Gentleman: "Why, how could you perceive that, Sir?"

Stranger walking by: "Well, you emanated the very essence of a Renaissance man!"

Pike Alumni/Young Gentleman: "Thank you good Sir. Would you like to go converse about Dante's Divine Comedy?"

Stranger walking by: "It would be my honor."
by TheFightingQuills November 19, 2011