A van that is often the first vehicle owned by a teenager. The side door doesn't shut all the way and is fastened by some screws. The third row of seats is long missing. The rear view mirror is gone. The heat doesn't work. The interior smells of old beer. The Piece of Shit Van is often used to cart around friends and is begrudgingly used for snack runs.
"I need some more chips and soda, we're out."
"Fuck. Fine, we'll take the piece of shit van."