1) A bum cover.

2) Boys (aka dead boys since all boys are dead)

3) Sailor's Dungarees.
Hey man, your piddlefitz is loose and showing something it shouldn't.

Those piddlefitz' are ruining my lawn!!

"Attention Sailors, it's dress down friday so put on your piddlefitz."
by The Piddler May 9, 2008
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