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A person carrying on a phone conversation, not realizing they're slowly gravitating toward you, even as you move room to room to try to get away from their annoying loud phonecall.
No matter where I go in the house I can't hear my movie, I've got a bad phone shadow over here.
by ludlow9 January 18, 2012
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