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When a man is forced to splash his own man juice onto a napkin and hold it out in front of him to defend himself from an attacker.
Bill - Did I heard your house got broken into...?

Dave - Yeah, but don't worry. While the burglar was rummaging around downstairs, I built a Phoenix Riot Shield to prevent him from coming into my Master Bedroom.

Bill - A cunning maneuver.
by Deez Beasley June 16, 2011
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