Only one of the sexiest motherfuckers you will see around. His broad shoulders, tiny waist, and snatched brows are just a few things he brings to this feast. His voice is so damn smooth and he wears the classiest outfits around. His beautiful grey eyes and perfect personality only add on to this wonder of a man. He's a DILF without even having to be a dad. By far, one of the most fuckable daddies I have ever seen.
P.S. His mom is a fucking MILF
P.S. His mom is a fucking MILF
"OMG Who is that? He's sooo hot."
"That's Phineas T. Ratchet, duh. He's only like one of the richest and hottest guys around."
"I totally want his number!"
"Good luck with that, girl. I think his mom is hotter #imafuckinslutformadamgasket!!!"
"That's Phineas T. Ratchet, duh. He's only like one of the richest and hottest guys around."
"I totally want his number!"
"Good luck with that, girl. I think his mom is hotter #imafuckinslutformadamgasket!!!"
by clotpole October 12, 2021
Person 1, and intellectual: FRONT FACING PHINEAS WILL SAVE US
Person 2: who tf is that??
Person 1: sTORY TiME
Person 2: who tf is that??
Person 1: sTORY TiME
by begone, bigot thot January 23, 2018
CHILLIN! FUCK! ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING! STAY OFF MY DICK HOE! WE FUCKED ONCE AND NOW YOU TELLING ALL YOUR MESSY ASS FIRESIDE BITCHES YOU LOVE ME AND SHIT! ALL WE DID WAS FUCK THATS IT! SHIT BITCH ION WANT YOU! ME BUFORD FERB AND BALJEET HAD YOUR WIDE PUSSY ASS! GTF OUT MY FACE BITCH BREATH SMELLIN LIKE DOOFENSHMIRTZ BALLS AND SHIT!
by rasechoman December 16, 2019
To be as oblivious to someone's feelings as Phineas was to Isabella's.
The person you Phineas gets Phineas'd.
Not to be confused with "to finesse".
The person you Phineas gets Phineas'd.
Not to be confused with "to finesse".
You really don't want to Phineas someone, it really stings.
I thought you were making it very obvious that you liked her, but you got Phineas'd.
I thought you were making it very obvious that you liked her, but you got Phineas'd.
by Phineerb December 27, 2021
oh look, these 2 kids remind me of phineas and ferb! the one who has a tri head and the other who looks like a small pp!
by thephineasnferbfan2020 July 28, 2020
An educational program on Disney that gives examples of how to make use of your precious, usually un-lengthy summer before school takes over and makes your life, liberty, happiness, and creativity go down the drain for the majority of the year. Funny, clean, and not a waste of time, unlike most popular shows these days.
Billy: When was the last time you laughed rly hard?
Jim: Oh, I think it was when I watched that Phineas and Ferb episode about pineapples a couple days ago.
Jim: Oh, I think it was when I watched that Phineas and Ferb episode about pineapples a couple days ago.
by Laz-aRe-us April 20, 2021
the toes on someones foot that look like the head of phineas from the popular animated tv-show phineas and ferb, the toenails of this foot will be overgrown, dirty and riddled with yellow stains. the toes and complete foot in general will be covered in thick hair the foot's owner refuses to shave.
by fluckingboxo August 19, 2022