by StaticCatfish July 25, 2023
When a lad that is not only just a tool bag, but is a homosexual tool bag that lies within...(the opposite of a Flat head; Flat head being an ultra Straight tool bag...basically just a tool bag...)
by Theultimate6Man February 23, 2015
A very unintelligent person who thinks he can beat me in smash but he's too scared to actually 1v1 me. He thinks him as Kirby can beat me as inkling and he always says I have no skill but he's just jealous of my bald head which he always talks about every day. I can tell he is making fun of me by the way he talks to me and starts to change the subject from talking about something to talking about my hair. He really is a meanie and he is ruining me and Shannons relationship.
by Donato Communale July 14, 2019
A Jan-Phillip (also called JP) is a truly nice guy, you‘ll for sure have a good time with him.
As a friend, you can always count on him, especially when you want to party.
Overall, he is an amazing guy with a perfect smile.
But there’s one catch. Altho he is sober he always behaves like he just hit the Bong, laughing about everything and not always understanding simple things.
As a friend, you can always count on him, especially when you want to party.
Overall, he is an amazing guy with a perfect smile.
But there’s one catch. Altho he is sober he always behaves like he just hit the Bong, laughing about everything and not always understanding simple things.
„Jo, he's so high!“
„Nah that's just Jan-Phillip.“
„Why is he laughing so much?“
„Typical Jan-Phillip!“
„Nah that's just Jan-Phillip.“
„Why is he laughing so much?“
„Typical Jan-Phillip!“
by DillDough69 June 14, 2022