| 1. | Philip Montgomery | ||
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Big sofa headed bastard. Catch phrase is 'DAW'. Lives a straight edge lifestyle, no drink or drugs. Once attempted to fell a squirrel from a tree with his schoolbag. He failed. Standard retard...but a lovable one. "You're such a Philip Montgomery"
"Oh that Philip Montgomery, DAW" |
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| 2. | Philip Montgomery | ||
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Some guy that thinks he's fierce but he's actually a right cunt, especially after he grew his hair longer again. He needs to get a hairdresser to 'make me look fierce' again. Guy 1: "that guy Philip Montgomery is brave and fierce"
Guy 2: "naw he's a cunt really....." |
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