Big sofa headed bastard. Catch phrase is 'DAW'. Lives a straight edge lifestyle, no drink or drugs. Once attempted to fell a squirrel from a tree with his schoolbag. He failed. Standard retard...but a lovable one.
"You're such a Philip Montgomery"
"Oh that Philip Montgomery, DAW"
Some guy that thinks he's fierce but he's actually a right cunt, especially after he grew his hair longer again. He needs to get a hairdresser to 'make me look fierce' again.
Guy 1: "that guy Philip Montgomery is brave and fierce"
Guy 2: "naw he's a cunt really....."