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An unhappy rent-boy who has recently lost his crowning flower to an over-weight, cross-dressing, mincing, pedastrical, sodomitic, baltimora egg fat-cat wolf from the beep-beep city.
Awww shit I've just gone and got meself pheasant-and-keaned!

Barrmore pheasant-and-keaned lubbock rigorously.

OUUUUCH I HEAR MY DAD HAS BEEN PHEASANT-AND-KEANED!

SHIT GRAB THAT CHICKEN LETS PHEASANT-AND-KEANE HIM!

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