Not to be confused with phantom shitter, the phantom pisser involves an individual with a full bladder walking into a public bathroom, switching off the lights, storming the first stall with a person in it by kicking down the door, and then unloading a warm spray of urine on the unlucky stall-goer. The pisser then sprints out of the restroom as fast as humanly possible without revealing their identity, thus becoming the phantom pisser.
-"Dude did you hear someone stormed into the girls bathroom and pissed on Emily?"
- " Yeah who did it?"
- " I don't know. They're just calling him the Phantom Pisser."
- " Yeah who did it?"
- " I don't know. They're just calling him the Phantom Pisser."
by Thent Vandercamp September 8, 2010
A phantom pisser is a person who tends to piss on toilet paper, toilet seat and in the top water bucket of a toilet. The name phantom because no one knows who it is
by phantompisser August 10, 2020