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(n). A sex act, similar to the Dutch Rudder where an individual is stimulated indirectly by another. The Phantom Dutchman involves using a cell phone on oneself for sexual gratification as another person knowingly calls the cell phone repeatedly in order to cause the phone to vibrate.
-"How do you and Julie maintain your long distance relationship?"

-"Usually through phone sex but last night I gave her a Phantom Dutchman while watching on Skype"
by B.T.D.C. February 13, 2011