One whose fascination with the male reproductive organ never ceases.

They constantly create inaccurate diagrams of the body part, usually in their mates workbook for a teacher to find. Anyone who knows someone of this profession should seek mental help for them immediately.
"Trent drew a dick in my workbook the other day". "dude, then he's a phallus professor and there's no saving him".
by we should kill teh bronies August 11, 2015
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