Somebody in a relationship who secretly masturbates to porn instead of making love to their partner. They have disloyal hands.
Peter performed disloyal proximal phalanges activities when he went and tossed off in the toilet instead of making love to his girlfriend.
by Milandra September 29, 2011
a more pleasant version of the verb "to finger"
origin: Phalanx bones, or phalanges are bones in fingers and toes.
origin: Phalanx bones, or phalanges are bones in fingers and toes.
i found this new way to phalangate my girlfriend, i tried it out on her last night, she came like, seven times.
by SO Horny, need sex December 17, 2008
by 90Bella January 3, 2021
The name of the bone that is at your Fingertips, literally. This silly word can often be used in substitute for a cuss word, or just said for the fun of it. There is no absolute definition of "phalanges" in the funny context, as it is a word that is just randomly brought up. It may be considered an onomatopoeia.
by Itsjadeyall July 12, 2018
That moment when she’s wacking your peen and stops infinitesimally to pop her knuckles while still having a tight grip on your meat hose.
by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss October 14, 2021
when you or someone you know decides to feed their own hand to your pet dog. sometimes the hand is cooked (kooked) prior to ingestion.
Another variation involves anally inserting someone elses hand while they are sleeping or dead. Usually done at funerals.
Another variation involves anally inserting someone elses hand while they are sleeping or dead. Usually done at funerals.
by sonofspikerr May 10, 2012