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The act of moving one's bowels in a confessional after the conclusion of mass. Now archaic, Pew poo may also refer to any churchgoing policeman.
Priest: Jumpin' Jehosaphats! This Pew Poo must be the work of the Devil! Quick, fetch the collection plate!
by Fart Lord April 21, 2010