Personal Assistant

A position filled by a person that has no other purpose except to perform specific duties for their boss.
ie: sucking, fucking, and bending over the table...

Boss: Sara, as my personal assistant, why don't you come into my office and file something for me.

Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in, let me just put on some lip gloss...

by Hans Flogmeoff November 18, 2008