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To spot a totally perfect ass, only to find out that its owner has a face like a dog licking piss off a stinging nettle.
"Dude, that tennis chick Lindsey Davenport has a serious case of perposteria. Ass like a fucking angel, and a face like Swamp Thing..."
by Ralph Powell January 17, 2006