by gdihtdriurtd March 5, 2009
Man 1: Man my girlfriend just broke a frame, cried about it, hit me when i laughed, chased me outside, locked me out, threw my stuff (half of it broken) out the window, cussed me....
Man 2: sooooo.... she's on her period?
Man 1: Ya....
Man 2: sooooo.... she's on her period?
Man 1: Ya....
by Commander Scoob May 29, 2010
A symbol used as punctuation .
Or, a span of time.
I bet you're some teenage boy thinking it's funny to look up things about us girlsezzz bodies.
Or, a span of time.
I bet you're some teenage boy thinking it's funny to look up things about us girlsezzz bodies.
by Anonymouseđ December 7, 2018
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by AnUnCoolGirl September 1, 2014
The period, also known as the menstrulation cycle is when a female generally in their pre-teens (12-16) leaks ovary blood from their female genitalia (vagina) During this cycle you experience: weight gain, hard and engorged breasts, coherence, depression, eating disorder, mood swings, etc. Generally, when left a long period of time without cleaning, the menstrual blood gets a fishy smell to it. Itâs good for fish-fillet and salmon, so I recommend collecting it and adding it to your meal rotation for healthy skin. Many fish oil pills secretly use the uterus blood In their product. The female period is what happens to prepare your ovaries for a baby to come out. Yum. These babies generally say âowâ when they come out because they drown in your sweet fish scented genitalia juice. Quotes from females on their periods: âThis is hanging off my eyelidâ âIâm hurtingâ âow.â âow.â âTHERE IS CRANBERRY SAUCE IN MY LONG JOHNS, YEE-HAW!â âMy favorite thong is ruined!â âdelicious fish fillet.â âI made some great pesto last night for dinner for me and my kids.â âoh sh#$â âMY PEEPEE FEELS WEIRDâ. Tips for your period: Wash the peepee often. When left alone for a long period of time, the blood dries and creates a thick crust around the peepee, which breaks into delicious cookie-sprinkles when you move your legs too much. (great for sugarcookies by the way, good with fish-fillet.)
by Uterus Pesto August 25, 2018
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