A surname of Croatian descent. Perciches are known for being exceptionally gifted with intelligence and beauty. All Americans with the last name Percich are descended from the great King Percich, a god-like ruler who was beloved and worshiped for his strength and wisdom. Many Perciches are also gifted with extraordinary height. Considered by many to be the greatest surname of all time.
Cory: "Why are you so sad today?"
Nick: "Because I wish I was a Percich."