alternate way to describe giving someone the middle finger.
"you want a perch? there! ya perched!!" (giving middle finger)
#middle finger #the bird #flipping someone off #a #bird
by the butcher September 30, 2006
Top Definition
A protruding chin on a female where you can rest your testicles while she is performing fellatio
Bill: Caitlin gave me a gobby last night
Terrence: Did you use the perch?
#head #oral #gobby #blowjob #fellatio #chin #protrusion #rest
by Big Timmah March 02, 2014
to hang out in a creepy fashion (ie: in the corner); to observe from afar; a form of voyeurism.
Man that dude is such a creep, why is he perching in the corner?
#creepin #sneaking #hanging out #spying #creeping
by C Burnett February 10, 2008
to have one's asshole fall out. usually said in Wisconsin. people usually perch in extreme weather conditions, like the humble winter.
I partied so hard, I perched!
#asshole #ass #penis #butt #nipple #queef #clitoris
by analpounder037 December 04, 2014
Chill. Adding -in to the end makes it perchin, which means fucking straight up chilling.
1.Thomas: Dude that kids a total douchebag

Dave: Nahh that kid's fuckin perch man

2. Thomas: What are you doing tonight?

Dave: Just perching at home, lets have a fucking booty call
#chill #cool #dope #laid back #mellow
by The entire country of Portugal April 16, 2007
1) A deranged psychopath.
2) A Socially Sexual individual.
3) An individual who can never believe he/she is wrong no matter how much proof you have against them.
4) A white fish.
5) One who is unfaithful.
6) An extremely manipulative, gold digging, backstabbing, lying, and insecure individual.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Perch?
Guy 2: What she have an std?
Guy 1: Nah man she's amazing at giving head
Guy 2: Oh! I know I got get from her last night while her husband was out.
#stephanie #stephen #steven #stephenson #stephan
by #allthelittlethoughts October 03, 2014
A hoe that has given way too much head resulting in permanent lock-jaw. The one with the biggest mouth is referred to as the "nile perch."
Did you see that girl's mouth? She was obviously a perch.
#son of a perch #nile perch #perchacombs #perches #blowjob
by Perches United June 14, 2010
The act of taking a shit while squatting on the very edge of something, so that your shit drops at least a foot or two. Preferrably several stories up. Like taking a gargoyle shit.
Man, I was checking out this apartment with my girlfriend, and I realized the place didn't have a working bathroom, so while the realtor and her were in the kitchen, I dropped a massive perch off the balcony with my ass hanging over the railing.

Also, the curtain across that sliding door.
#shit #squat #misplaced #illicit #perching
by ixat January 26, 2013
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