alternate way to describe giving someone the middle finger.
"you want a perch? there! ya perched!!" (giving middle finger)
#middle finger #the bird #flipping someone off #a #bird
by the butcher September 30, 2006
Top Definition
A protruding chin on a female where you can rest your testicles while she is performing fellatio
Bill: Caitlin gave me a gobby last night
Terrence: Did you use the perch?
#head #oral #gobby #blowjob #fellatio #chin #protrusion #rest
by Big Timmah March 02, 2014
to hang out in a creepy fashion (ie: in the corner); to observe from afar; a form of voyeurism.
Man that dude is such a creep, why is he perching in the corner?
#creepin #sneaking #hanging out #spying #creeping
by C Burnett February 10, 2008
to have one's asshole fall out. usually said in Wisconsin. people usually perch in extreme weather conditions, like the humble winter.
I partied so hard, I perched!
#asshole #ass #penis #butt #nipple #queef #clitoris
by analpounder037 December 04, 2014
Chill. Adding -in to the end makes it perchin, which means fucking straight up chilling.
1.Thomas: Dude that kids a total douchebag

Dave: Nahh that kid's fuckin perch man

2. Thomas: What are you doing tonight?

Dave: Just perching at home, lets have a fucking booty call
#chill #cool #dope #laid back #mellow
by The entire country of Portugal April 16, 2007
1) A deranged psychopath.
2) A Socially Sexual individual.
3) An individual who can never believe he/she is wrong no matter how much proof you have against them.
4) A white fish.
5) One who is unfaithful.
6) An extremely manipulative, gold digging, backstabbing, lying, and insecure individual.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Perch?
Guy 2: What she have an std?
Guy 1: Nah man she's amazing at giving head
Guy 2: Oh! I know I got get from her last night while her husband was out.
#stephanie #stephen #steven #stephenson #stephan
by #allthelittlethoughts October 03, 2014
A hoe that has given way too much head resulting in permanent lock-jaw. The one with the biggest mouth is referred to as the "nile perch."
Did you see that girl's mouth? She was obviously a perch.
#son of a perch #nile perch #perchacombs #perches #blowjob
by Perches United June 14, 2010
The act of taking a shit while squatting on the very edge of something, so that your shit drops at least a foot or two. Preferrably several stories up. Like taking a gargoyle shit.
Man, I was checking out this apartment with my girlfriend, and I realized the place didn't have a working bathroom, so while the realtor and her were in the kitchen, I dropped a massive perch off the balcony with my ass hanging over the railing.

Also, the curtain across that sliding door.
#shit #squat #misplaced #illicit #perching
by ixat January 26, 2013
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from We'll never spam you.