Dude 2: I know, right? It made me jizz in my pants and throw up! I feel a little bit ashamed, but also respectful of it's power over me.
Dude 3: What the...?! It made me kiss a Giraffe and then I kicked that old man in the nuts?!? What the hell?!?
Dude 1: I think I just conjured a squirrel!?! I'm not proud, but I'm also very aroused. Truly Perbulous. It hurts so good.