The mood is just right. You splash a few tablespoons of Pepto Bismol on ya dick. You rub it in and say, "yea. oooo gurl you like dat?" The tingling feeling will send you and your partner euphoric feelings in your genitals.
You like when I touch myself?" "I love it. Now splash some of that pink stuff on and come Pepto Fuck me!
by cornclits December 14, 2010
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