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People Bit 

1. Referring to the utility of a given amount of people.

2. A unit of measure for a given skill set or task.

3. A term used to measure how much work or effort will be required by a compared amount of available skill.
1. Bob is worth at least 5 people bits, but Karen, who is much better at this task, is worth 14 people bits.

2. This job requires at least 20 people bits. (this example assumes each person is measured equally.)
People Bit by Cal H. April 18, 2009
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sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on 

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.

You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.
You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.

People Bitch 

A person who tries to be friends with everyone but forgets who their real friends are!
"Hey have you heard from Gemma lately"

"No, she's spending heaps of time with Sara and those girls tho, she's being a complete people bitch".
People Bitch by Blondie2811 October 8, 2009

bitchy people 

The people usually in school or work that won't stop comaning about ther petty problems and acting as if they don't care about anything. These people can be found at Walmart in the checkout line (behind the counter), in a corner with all there stuck up friends at lunch, or at Abercrombie and Fitch. If they are a girl, she probably has about five to ten people that act just like her. She also is probably popular which makes no sense due to the fact that no one actually likes her. If they are a guy, they probably don't shut up, even when people tell them to, and play basketball or soccer. He's most likely a douche bag and can't take a tint.
Person 1: oh my gosh that girl and her friends wouldn't stop talking about how the teacher made them sit separately.

Person2: wow they must be some bitchy people.

National Bite People Who Annoy You Day 

National Bite People Who Annoy You Day
Date: August 30th
Country Of Origin: Facebook
Observing Countries: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

August 30th each year is National Bite People Who Annoy You Day. This holiday was created on Social media & in no way excludes biters from legal prosecution. Unless said biter is able to convince said biten to not contact law enforcement.
Coincidentally this holiday falls 1 day before Love Litigation Lawer Day on the last day of August, though no connection between the holidays is recorded.
Observatory is not mandatory & is fairly self-explanatory but may be observed purely within your own head for safety reasons
"Hey why'd you bite me?"
"You were being annoying."
"That doesn't make it okay. I'm calling the cops."
"Whoa, hold on, it's National Bite People Who Annoy You Day, I'm just observing the holiday."
"Oh, sorry for being annoying, my bad"

National bite tall people's ankles day 

October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences
Mason: Oh man herbert, I can't wait to bite Jimmys ankles tommorow!

Herbert: Short supremacy!
Mason: I love National bite tall people's ankles day!