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An affliction in which the one giving a hummer has teeth that are somehow too big.
Ouch! Hey baby, enough with the Penis Bitilitis!
by Ira Mitchell & James Simpson August 12, 2002
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(Med.) Affliction where one is unable to be anything but a complete dick. Easy to diagnose and common with humans engaged in the fields of law, banking or customer service.
Dude! It's not my fault you have Penis Bitilitis!
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