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A compound word, initially derived from the word Scrump (a verb which means 'to steal apples from an orchard'). The compound therefore is an act of stealing apples from an orchard, with ones cock.
Brian and Greg were so hungry that Penile Scrumping suddenly became a very tasteful proposition.
by omenofthedeep May 18, 2009

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