peningful 

something that is sexually arousing to a male; i.e meaningful to your penis

"damn look at that hot girl"
"yeah she's really peningful to me"

peningful by seksimopho November 13, 2012

Pentanium 

A derivative of the 'Pentium' processor used by non-tech saavy consumers when looking for this type of processor.

"Excuse me, do you have any Pentanium processors? You see my hard drive in my modem caught on fire and I need to replace my Pentanium."

Pentanium by Kevlar D November 10, 2007

Penlanded 

Any time when an individual proclaims complete confidence that they have fixed a problem, only to be proven extremely wrong in the immediate future.

Forest:"Dude, that server, it's like totally fixed"
~Five minutes later~
Aubrey:"Hey that server is down again, who was working on it!?"
Jordan:"Penlanded! ROFLROFLROFLROFL"

Penlanded by Vendetta86 March 22, 2009

penanggalan

The penanggalan is a species of vampire from malaysia, and consists of a woman's head trailing a full set of body organs (or sometimes just the digestive tract). It feeds exclusively on the blood of children, esspecially unborn babies (which results in a misscarriage). It can squeeze through the tiniest of openings, manipulate its intestines like tentacles, and fears only thorns (for very obvious reasons). In some legends the penanggalan returns to a hollow, headless body by day but can only fit back inside after soaking in vinegar. They will usually employ slaves to gaurd this body while they're gone.

The penanggalan kicks twilight's sparklefaggots asses anytime.

Susan reeks of vinegar maybe she's a penanggalan

penanggalan by Penny Penanggalan March 21, 2010

Human Peninsula 

When a girl receives 3 dicks in 3 different places which usually consist of the mouth, the pussy, and the asshole but can also include the ear or the belly button

Chris: Did you hear about Lauren last night?
Ben: No, what happened?
Chris: She got Human Peninsula'd.
Ben: By who?
Chris: Billy took the mouth, Jacob took the ass, and Alex took the pussy.

Human Peninsula by BQ13 February 5, 2014

penisnigger 

(peni-snigg-er) Penisnigger is used in many different ways but is commonly used as an adjective to describe a black nigga with a huge pee pee

Woah, PENISNIGGER!!!!

penisnigger by bigdickjacob95 March 23, 2017

upper peninsula 

the most-ignored location on the map

"hey, michigan is shaped like a hand!"

upper peninsula by cardenio February 4, 2005