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2.
When one slits open the scrotum of another and uses it like a vagina
I gave jimmy a penguin express cuz I'm a sick fuck...
by Peng Win Spress November 01, 2006
 
1.
When an incision is made to the scrotum and a penis or penis-like object is used to have intercourse with the open scrotum; a technique usually favored by masochists to increase pain and heighten arousal.
I gave Jimmy a Penguin Express because he is a homosexual masochist and I am a sick, sadistic freak.
by Lover of the Penguin Express December 27, 2005