Unlike most common vending machines that sell chips, ciggarettes, and often fishsticks the pending machine is a "special" vending machine that dispenses only two things. It will dispense either a bushel of porn or a bag of cheetos depending on which you choose. Each will run you about $1, and the porn is very fridgeworthy. Of course if you do buy porn from the pending machine you must present a realistic looking idea to the old man that watches over the pending machine. Once you order porn from the pending machine you open up the door at the bottom to receive the panphlets and a complementary cup for use as you see fit.
Pretty soon the Mexican guys that stand outside of Vegas hotels with stacks of porn will be replaced by pending machines.
by El Barto June 29, 2004