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peenpoof 

Generally, the disappearance from one's regular social activities and friends due to the effect of a new penis in one's life. Usually a temporary condition, usually complained about by friends when one finally resurfaces. Not to be confused with poonpoof.
Heffer, because you went all peenpoof on me I had to find someone else to go to the club with last weekend... not cool!
peenpoof by OaklandSweety July 12, 2010
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Peen Poon 

Butt. Butthole. Rectum. Rectal area.
"I fucked this girl up the peen poon!"
Peen Poon by Anonymous November 19, 2002
An elegant device that assists in standup peeing. Males have built in peenoonies while females must utilize an external portable device that replicates a male’s peenooni.

Synonyms: Male-dick, penis, wiener

Female-external urinal device
Girl he just sent me an unsolicited peenooni pic.
peenooni by PeenooniPublishers February 13, 2024

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026