Most famously possessed by Sam Winchester on the TV show Supernatural, a Peen of Death is a penis that has (through unknown dark magics) been cursed to cause any woman who fucks the owner of the Peen to die in an unrelated way within days. Alternate use: A Peen of Death in the real world also applies to a penis that when used, causes any relationship, friendship or business relationship with that person to die for reasons other than that the Peen owner sucks at sex.
"Come on Gabe, just let me fuck you this one time."
"No way in Hell, Sam, I know about your Peen of Death. I'd like to survive this time around"
"Gabe, you're immortal. Now get over here and let me fuck you, damn it!"
"No way in Hell, Sam, I know about your Peen of Death. I'd like to survive this time around"
"Gabe, you're immortal. Now get over here and let me fuck you, damn it!"
by PensiveManiac April 28, 2015