Peef

A gay sex activity where one man shits into his partners butthole and then they proceed to pass the log of shit back and forth between their asses.

Hey babe I just ate a quadruple cheese pizza, wanna peef?

by Skeetosaurus November 9, 2019

A special pork and beef hybrid. Very delicious. Often served as a burger however there are other ways to prepare the meat.

"Wow, is that a turkey burger?" "No, it's actually a peef burger and it's so good!"

by CatBotPosie June 28, 2021

A penis fart

like queef, but peef.

ex: "dude i keep peefing, should i go to a doctor?" "nah man, I peef all the time"

by sexycutegurl1046659 October 12, 2016

The act of forcing air out of the tip of a fully erect or half erect penis. This is basically the male form of queefing.

I woke up this morning with morning wood and I accidentally peefed my bed. It startled me so much that I shit the bed. What a morning.

by Lincoln G. July 31, 2020

Peefed

Passed out from energy exertion. Worked too hard to the point where you’re out like a light

“Hey how are you feeling after work? Oh I’m feeling peefed”

by Aquafor February 2, 2021

A peef in a bowl is a dish served in Ukraine and south Africa. It is often considered stupid or annoying.

i dont want nicks peef in a bowl. He's a non

by Lolololol I'm dead February 7, 2018

Noun. A person who steals peefs by giving blowjobs.
Otherwise known as a slut.

1. That peef theif gave me some great head last night.

2. your moms a peef theif.

by Brian F. & Mike C. February 12, 2008