pearl mustache

The act of spreading ejaculate on someone's upper lip.
That girl was trash, she just wanted some dick, so I gave her a pearl mustache
by bee rye February 15, 2014
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liquid pearls

Only the finest semen in the world. Only available from Tom M’s penis.
She tried to swallow everything, but I managed to leave my "signature finish" and place my liquid pearls around her neck.
by Tom January 26, 2005
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