peanut vendor Share definition Flag A male stripper with a very small penis that resembles a peanut. Much like another testical. He pulled down his pants and he was a total peanut vendor, that thing looked like a third ball. peanut vendor by Lavender punch box August 28, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the peanut vendor mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch