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A Peanut Melon is formed when you take a watermelon and slather peanut butter all over it. When that is done you (the troublesome neighborhood kids) run to a neighbor's porch, drop the melon, and run. This is very entertaining when on video. Everyone has a different reaction but if they go back inside quickly retrieve the melon and run for your life to the next house.
The Applebee's appeared awkward and confused when they found a fresh Peanut Melon on their front porch.
by PeanutMelonKing June 01, 2011