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sarah paulson 

Sarah Paulson is a lesbian actress who is a mother fucking goddess. She is absolutely freaking gorgeous and very sassy. She is life. She is also Billie Dean Howard in American Horror Story season 1, Lana Winters in season 2 & Cordelia Foxx in season 3.

Sarah Paulson Syndrome

Also know as SPS. It is an obsession followed by an unavoidable attraction to older women (mommy issues). People who suffer from it are usually lesbians with great taste in women, but they have no mental health.
Hetero: "Do you want to see this movie with me?"
Paulsonist: "Does Sarah Paulson with an addiction to cigarettes appear?"
Hetero: "WTF, no"
Paulsonist: "Then no! You fucking creep. I have Sarah Paulson Syndrome, I can't watch that"
Sarah Paulson Syndrome by Izaroo January 13, 2021

sarah paulson 

have u heard of someone gay and talented?
oh u mean sarah paulson
sarah paulson by cordeliagoode April 17, 2021

paulsonist

Someone who believes in Paulsonism or Paulsisium/Paulsizium, a religion that worships Sarah Paulson
I have a Sarah Paulson shrine because I am a Paulsonist
paulsonist by M8! December 21, 2020

Palssonator 

A guy with a snow plow mounted on his quad who voluntarily goes around and plows every driveway in town, just because he can!
The PALSSONATOR must have been here last night, there's no snow on my driveway!
Palssonator by Clive&Cleatus April 1, 2007

paulsonspeach 

Paulsonspeach is my kitten but she’s also a complete sociopath!
Oh look! Paulsonspeach is being a sociopath again!