Supercute character in Juno played by Michael Cera.
Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts.
Eats hot pockets for breakfast.
Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.
Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts.
Eats hot pockets for breakfast.
Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.
Mr. MacGuff: Who's the father?
Juno: Paulie Bleeker.
Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?!?
Juno: Paulie Bleeker.
Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?!?
by Dyke Cassity May 25, 2008
A guido from Johnston RI that is currently on the Jersey Shore. He is a popular DJ on the circuit. A fist pumping dope. It takes a gallon of hair spray to keep his hair up. Should have skin cancer in about 5 years from all the tanning he does. Has no idea how retarded he comes off on TV. His 15 minutes are almost up.
by kidlou December 26, 2011
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.
RIP Paulie Carbone
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.
RIP Paulie Carbone
by Oversiiiiiight September 10, 2008
Someone who posts on an internet forum a topic that has already been posted by someone else on the same forum and room at an earlier time.
Also known as a repost.
Also known as a repost.
Associated with reposted videos, pictures and news articles that have been posted before. Subsequent topic posts with the word "Paulie" or "Paulie Post" Ususally initiated by "post whores"
by hondaprelude.to July 25, 2010
by exploding toenails January 19, 2011
Comedian who's career sky rocketed when it became apparent to MTV that weasel noises are what make teenagers laugh the most during the 90's.
by Plastic Soccer Trophy February 26, 2006
A adult/caretaker that is sent to check up on a kid who is home alone, usually because the parents don't trust them.
Made famous by the notorious Paul Mazzilli.
Made famous by the notorious Paul Mazzilli.
Dude it's a really good thing I didn't throw a party because my parents sent a Paulie Spy last night.
by PaulMazzil October 9, 2009