Patty Cakes

A man who is not pre-school educated

Spatch is such a patty cakes

by sonz69696969 December 8, 2008

post-coital patty cake

When the sex is so good that a high five afterwards simply is not enough.

Him and I each came like five times, so after we caught our breath we went ahead and played post-coital patty cake.

by Stefani Vonne January 16, 2011

patty watty cakes

chode man

“hes so cute”
“thats cause its patty watty cakes”

by pattywattylover44 April 11, 2022

patty-cake threesome

A patty-cake threesome is just patty-cake with three people you sick freak.
(But seriously, it's harder than it looks)

"Can I join you two to make it a patty-cake threesome?"

"Me and Andy just got into an all-night patty-cake threesome yesterday. We're still sore from it."

by Patty-cake threesome September 17, 2014

ultimate patty cake

The art of palm-to-Palm warfare. The one that plays the sport has to be so fierce, boiling with fury. When the two hands of the gladiators meet, black holes appear out of no where. God's awaken from their eternal slumber. Even John Cena cannot defeat the masters of palm-to-palm combat.

OMG THEY'RE PLAYING ULTIMATE PATTY CAKE! WE MUST ALEART THE KING AND HIS GUARDS! IT IS TOO DANHEROUS TO PLAY IN THE OPEN!

King: GUARDS, SEIZE THEM!

by TheAnonymousDictionarySurfer October 2, 2015

patty cake booty

A butt that looks like it should be smacked repeatedly in a sexual manner.

She's got a patty cake booty

by Wallace 466 July 15, 2021

Patty caking

Method of distracting a guy with random multiple slaps to the body in order to slap his penis

Dude she was patty caking your dick

by Pattycakester March 1, 2017