The Patch

Refers to the province of Alberta.

Where are you from? The Patch.

Where do you work? The Patch.

Just out for a rip in The Patch.

by patchprincess June 6, 2018

Patched

To be severely beaten by means of a patch-bay

Yo that MC was talkin shit to his producer and his producer patched him real quick-like for running his mouth...

by Hurt Reynolds: The Main MotherFucker April 12, 2007

patches

nickname given to an individual with patches or splotches in their hair, either from a bad dye job, irregular baldness, or natural depigmentation of areas on the scalp causing white hair.

Yo, look at patches, he looks like somebody exploded on his head!

by Manny S. May 1, 2007

Patched

Getting Turnt, partying hard with illegal substances, getting drunk

I'm ready to get so patched at the party on Friday

by Ghetto girl May 13, 2015

Patched

To be raped by a girl known in many circles as "The Patch"

Harris "Dude! who did you take home last night?"

Billy "I got patched"

by Henry Ferrari October 4, 2008

patches

a nickname given to an extremely hilarious girl who likes to play soccer and hang out with friends. Has a birthmark or "patch" some where or her face or head. Thus the name patches/

Look its patches! Look at her patch!!!

by Patches-is-the-shit July 11, 2008

patching

when a man starts becomes so pussy wiped his penis fully retracts and replaced with a patch of hair

nick: you heard what happened to dave?

joe: what?

nick:he started going through patching

joe: ouch

by edilla February 8, 2010