1. Pulling it out
2. The pill
3. The shot
4. The patch
8. Anal Sex
Judge: "Sir, I am awarding $850.00 a month child support to your ex-wife"
Man: "I knew better than to have kids with this bitch! I should have used the Participation Without Procreation method"
"Hey baby, I'm not looking for a relationship, I would just like to participate without procreating!"