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Part Goth, Part Emo, All Pointdexter One who treads that fine line between "sexually ambiguous" and straight out cockmunch Lives in denial of their nerdism by growing a fringe and pretending to be "alternative" Known for using props to enhance their chances of picking up: "Oh I love that ridiculously oversized key hanging around your neck - what is that for?" "That's the key to my late grandmother's chastity belt" "Dude, what the fuck?" Check out Ed in his purple cowboy boots and Elton John sunnies - is he doing a Parko?
Man, I had no luck with the ladies last night - I should've pulled a Parko...then I'd truly be balls deep... |
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Some kid with a massive foreskin Timothy 'Parko' Parkinson
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an addiction to plastic surgery, onset is very early in ones teenage years. I hope when I move to LA i don't get a parko
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