| 1. | Paraguayan Popsicle | ||
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First reported on the streets of Asuncion, Paraguay, this requires a popsicle stick, a cylindrically shaped turd, and no shame. A) Take a large, solid shit in a box. B) Place a popsicle stick inside the turd. C) Seal the 'popsicle' inside a ziploc bag and put it in a freezer for 24 hours. D) Take the popsicle out, go to a playground, and offer children your "Paraguayan popsicle." Chef: "Hey kids, try this Paraguayan popsicle!"
Cartman: "Awesome thanks Chef! ....Wait a minute, this tastes like SHIT!" Kenny: "mummummmumumum" Kyle: "Haha Kenny's right Cartman, you're retarded!" |
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