A) Take a large, solid shit in a box.
B) Place a popsicle stick inside the turd.
C) Seal the 'popsicle' inside a ziploc bag and put it in a freezer for 24 hours.
D) Take the popsicle out, go to a playground, and offer children your "Paraguayan popsicle."
Cartman: "Awesome thanks Chef! ....Wait a minute, this tastes like SHIT!"
Kyle: "Haha Kenny's right Cartman, you're retarded!"