Papplé

An imitation of the fruit pear. As the name would suggest a Papplé is a cross breed between a pear and an apple, still in pear form, however, has the crunch of an apple and the pear taste is not experienced.(commonly experienced at the ADFA mess)

Also as the e accute would suggest the word first came into use in france.
Jordan: "here is the pear i got you"
Angus: "THIS ISN'T A PEAR ITS A Papplé YOU PERMAFAG!"
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