When time is a serious issue, a gentleman may need to perform life's two basic pleasurable necessities simultaneously. The first of these would be masturbation. The second is the expulsion of last night's kebab(or other equally gut-rotting cuisine) through the rear orifice.
"I was running late for work this morning, so I decided to kill two birds with one stone and have a pappendorff. Fantastic!"
by Ricardo Verdi November 30, 2005