|1.||Paper Towel Destroyer|
A person who destroys partial or whole rolls of paper towels by grabbing it with their sopping wet paws, leaving a visible moist hand print. They are usually lacking in the very basic rules of office bathroom etiquette.
Bob: Who the fuck used the john last?
Bob: It was that fucking paper towel destroyer again, wasn't it.
Victor: Yup. I hope its not pee-pee.