Grab a nice big slice of pizza (depending on the size of ur dick), wrap the pizza around ur dick and jack off with it using the pizza sauce and oils as lubricant. Jizz all over the top and feed it to someone.
There's no fucking ranch dressing!!! Oh let me help you, i'll go in the back and make a Papa John Surprise for the best ranch dressing you'll ever dip your fingers in!
by Tyler Rackelsauce March 13, 2008