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Panty Pearl 

i.e. (1) Aunt Flow's early bird gift that she sends the day before a woman's menstration.
(2) An add-on device that can be placed on vibrating underwear. The Panty Pearl should be placed towards the front of the undercarriage.
(3) A woman's early morning suprise after a long night of vigorous sex.
(1) "I hate it when I forget to wear panty liners the day before my period...my panty pearl ALWAYS ruins my underwear!"
(2) "Oh George, I love the new Panty Pearl you bought for my vibrating panties! Now when you're out of town, I can enjoy myself too!"
(3) "Thomas, we need to stop having so much late night sex! The clean up that comes with a morning panty pearl always makes me late to work!"
Panty Pearl by Hotluva October 22, 2009
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pearl panty 

The result of a man humping between a partner's ass cheeks (or withdrawing at the height of anal sex) and shooting his hot reward. The charming scene of a warm sticky load of cum on and about the lower back and crack.
She's not much for swallowing, but she'll sport a pearl necklace in style. Last night, I surprised her with a pearl panty. She wore it like a queen, and called her sister in to show off!
pearl panty by Traitor Vic November 15, 2006

pearly panty gates

slang term for the greatest organ ever, the pussy!
dude, last night i crossed the pearly panty gates

pearl party 

When 2 or more women engage in a excessive masturbation session
Gurl, are you still coming to the pearl party this Saturday, we got magic mike and pink moscato.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026