The type of child whose actions need to be explained to strangers by bringing awareness to his or her condition. Said condition can only be described through one medium: a pamphlet.
Today some pamphlet kid tipped over my cart at the grocery store and called me a cunt. His mother promptly handed me the appropriate literature without apology.
by Big-Pink April 14, 2016
The pamphlet Alexander Hamilton wrote to defend himself at the beginning of a sex scandal. When Alexander Hamilton cheated on his wife, Eliza Schuyler, with Maria Reynolds. James, Maria's wife, blackmailed Alex, Alex paid Reynolds in checks, which James Munroe, Frederick Muhlenberg, and Abraham Venable found, in the musical, the letters were found by Thomas Jefferson, James Madison and his murderer, Arron Burr.
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Alexander was confronted by his two enemies and his frenemy about these checks, he was accused of stealing money from the government. He disproved this "theory" with a letter and the power of words, they took an oath to never speak of it. In history, Munroe broke the oath by telling his best friend, Thomas Jefferson. It went into a small rumor, everyone started to hate Alex. To defend himself, he wrote the Reynolds Pamphlet, and the rumor turned into a sex scandal.
by Whythisword January 24, 2019
A booklet with pictures of pussies, all belonging to hookers, listed along with an address and phone number in case their particular pussy arouses you. They have them arranged in the booklet by culture, amount of public hair, and tightness.
Bernard: Did have a good time with that chick you met out of that pussy pamphlet?
Skylar: Yeah man! I totally did, her pussy looked JUST like it did in the picture, and it was so easy to get a hold of her. It was simply divine. I would totally recommend it to all my friends and family!
Skylar: Yeah man! I totally did, her pussy looked JUST like it did in the picture, and it was so easy to get a hold of her. It was simply divine. I would totally recommend it to all my friends and family!
by j'dizzlef0evah July 5, 2009
1) boi who gwan chat bout he religion
2) boi who gwan try n convert sexi gyalz in he religion
3) boi who dun wan nah action from gyal dem
2) boi who gwan try n convert sexi gyalz in he religion
3) boi who dun wan nah action from gyal dem
1) *couple making out* boi: i jus went door to door advertising my religion
gurl : bun u i'll go sex diff manz
2) boi: sexy Kizzles plzzzz join my religion
Sexy Kizzles: lick my pum
boi: not until marriage
3) sexy kizzles: fuck my hard bytch squeeze me, ooooooo i wanna suck u
boi: wuts this gurl doing i dont want that her pants are too tite
gurl : bun u i'll go sex diff manz
2) boi: sexy Kizzles plzzzz join my religion
Sexy Kizzles: lick my pum
boi: not until marriage
3) sexy kizzles: fuck my hard bytch squeeze me, ooooooo i wanna suck u
boi: wuts this gurl doing i dont want that her pants are too tite
by rizzles July 5, 2004
The Boleyn Pamphlet was written by Eliza Schuyler to reveal her affair with Ms. Anne Boleyn. The pamphlet ultimately ended her and Mr. Lafayette's relationship. Less than two weeks after the Pamplet was published, Anne and Eliza were married and expecting their first child together
"The Boleyn Pamphlet" have you read this?
by Adam Sandler Gamilton May 4, 2021
The act of inserting the penis (or the ham) in between two girls vaginal areas as they scissor. Optional: To make it a bit more spicy, girl #1 can eat out the guys booty hole, or girl #2 can make out with the guy, or if you're a tallented group, you can perform both while performing the almighty Ham Pamphlet
"Bro, I know you're into peaking in on freaky ass groups who have crazy sex. Well did you get to catch me in the act of giving samantha and jenni a ham pamphlet?!?!"
by wienerchicken September 14, 2011
The term “handing out pamphlets” is a saying by that means someone was spreading information for negative or illogical reasons
by Ball player October 5, 2023